Episodes
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The short, bleak, unhappy chapter in which everything hurts and we torture ourselves wondering if it could have ended any better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XI.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 502
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lord Walder Frey and The Chinless Collective cordially invite you to the Red Wedding (the red is for love!). The music is crap (you try playing the lute while sitting on a crossbow) and the food is worse, but at least the reception isn't boring. Sob! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 501
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Settle in for Walder Frey's totally not ominous disjointed musicians. Sandor fools old tourney foes while Arya looks for friendly banners. Which POV are we missing at the Red Wedding? Roose? Edmure? Robb? George likes to slow things down when bad things are happening, a trick we'll remember if he ever publishes The Winds of Winter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya X.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 500
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. We’re not sure how Walder Frey keeps finding wives, but we’re glad he never met Selwyn Tarth. Cat’s got bread, salt, and hip size on the brain. Roose may be an immortal Mike Pence, but at least he’s proud of Ramsay. We wonder if Jaime was Brienne’s chaperone. And everybody needs to listen to their dogs. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 499
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon makes his way back to Castle Black passing through Molestown and its one-room brothel. Is Maester Aemon Daredevil or is the First Aid setup at the Wall deficient? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VI.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 498
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya and Sandor are on their own little road trip. Sandor is the third-grade teacher you know better than to mess around with. He has Arya's number and is prepared to wrap her up like a burrito if she doesn't behave, but in a weird way these two relate. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya IX.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 497
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam's chapters continue to be just an exquisite horror story, so, of course, we feel especially bad for the animals. Speaking of animals, what's up with those ravens? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell III.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 496
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. The party of the damned is on their last road trip and everything hurts. Catelyn wants Robb to name Ser Random from the Vale as his heir, but he’s not having any of it. We’re positive there’s a will, but does it really matter? How did we miss what was gonna go down the first time we read this? There is good news, though! Tina (cutiepillar-blog on tumblr) is going to Con of Thrones and is looking for other JB shippers! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn V (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 495
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We have gathered here together to pray at the Church of Holy Weirwood Dreams. Ctrl F or GTFO. In one of ASoIaF's most epic chapters we've got bears, maidens, Bloodraven and some of the most swoonworthy lines in the series. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 494
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Before we sadly say goodbye to the "good" BwB, Arya gets some hot gossip about her dad and Gendry gets a little green when it comes to Ned Dayne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya VIII.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 493