Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Proposing with shoes that don’t fit is certainly a choice. Sixth time is not the charm for Hizdahr. We’re just surprised Dany isn’t dropkicking some of these people. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 586

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We swore we’d never do this but we did. When your boat trip turns into a self-medicating nightmare. Is this Viserys’s room? Let’s set off everybody’s claustrophobia. Don’t eat the mushrooms, bro. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 585

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 584

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While we're confident that Dunk is indeed a lunk and a hunk, we're praying that Egg is the perfect little sh*t. And, most importantly, who gets to wear the one Targaryen wig? The One True Wig (OTW?) A Song of Ice and Fire. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV Series - Amuse-bouche.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 583

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Where does Feast rank among ASoIaF novels? We may never come around on the Greyjoys, but it's always wonderful to see the real Arya. And, some good news on the illustrated edition? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Retrospective.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 582

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Marwyn chases down the Cinnamon Wind like a cruise ship passenger coming back late from an excursion, Sam furthers both his growth and his connections to like, everyone and everywhere. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell V.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 581

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's been multiple years and some of us still have no idea what our social media handles are. Tywin Lannister: not a detail-oriented guy or just uncaring about certain details? We all sincerely hope that Sybell Spicer gets a POV chapter in Winds. Also, we speculate far more about Ilyn Payne than we ever thought possible. A Feast for Crows is the cherry on Jaime's breakup sundae. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 580

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen fishes for cats while Cersei gives awkward hugs. Taena is RSVPing "No" to the playdate from hell, while we would all gladly attend the Kettleblack Bowl. Margaery is going to get scurvy (actually rickets), but Cersei is finally going to get what's coming to her. Septas beware! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei X (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 579

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sometimes a missing tongue is just a missing tongue. Most of us like dogs, but tune in to find out who doesn't. Catelyn has left the building. Pod's been hanging for 14 f**king years and we're done with it. What did the Russian translator know and when did they know it? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VIII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 578

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne II (Sansa III) (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 577