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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

29
Sep 2020

341: The Brothers Baratheon

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Do sibling dynamics damn you for life? Renly Baratheon popinjay or a good king in another time? Also, why syphilis and other STDs are a game-changer for the panel. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. The Brothers Baratheon - Baratheon family dynamics.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 341

22
Sep 2020

340: AGoT Eddard X

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Ned's old dream a bit of revisionist history? Because it can't be said enough: Rhaegar was a dbag. And while Robert and Cersei probably deserve each other, Cersei doesn't deserve that particular badge of honor. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 340

15
Sep 2020

339: AGoT Tyrion V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's got a big mouth and an even bigger negative review in store for The Eyrie on Westeros's version of Trip Advisor. Lysa is as unhinged as the Moon Door. We want fanart of Bronn carrying Tyrion, and we want it now.   Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V. Encore of Episode 187 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 339

8
Sep 2020

338:AGoT Bran V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Starks may share a spiritual connection to their direwolves, but they still don't come when they're called. Robb is just doing the best he can. Theon is theoning. Osha is one smart cookie. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 338

1
Sep 2020

337: AGoT Daenerys IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dothraki bloodriders have limited future prospects and some really terrible perks. Viserys isn't into the Ed Hardy look, but we are? Jorah gets in some good digs, but should probably look in the mirror. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 337

25
Aug 2020

336: AGoT Eddard IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger is just a disgusting human being. This is where Ned breaks up with Robert (and we break up with Robert.) Jaime goes full Lannister. We all cry about Jory and wonder if Ned is the ultimate poster child for ‘lawful good.’ Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard IX.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 336

 
 
18
Aug 2020

335: AGoT Catelyn VI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion works his charm so hard even Cat is falling for it. The Blackfish names himself. Comma names Pervy Peter. No one knows how to name a teenaged chicken. Cat gets a little snobby about bastards. The climb is a little rocky, but when all else fails, titty. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VI. Encore of Episode 141 - originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 335

11
Aug 2020

334: AGoT Eddard VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come on, Robert, is assassinating Dany business, or is it personal? Littlefinger has costed out hiring the faceless men before. Nedbert hits a rough patch, but we get consolation recipes from Finland! Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 334

4
Aug 2020

333: AGoT Arya III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for possibly(?) our first two person episode ever. Arya’s chasing cats and starting to like the idea of not being recognized. We tour the Red Keep’s horror movie basement, enjoy some signature GRRM exposition, and wonder when (f)Aegon actually entered the building. Say what you want about Ned, but he’s the kind of dad who will kiss his kids even when they’ve got sewage all over their faces. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Arya III.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 333

28
Jul 2020

332: AGoT Tyrion IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion plans a sharp lesson for Mohor, Lharys, & Kurleket (we see what you did there GRRM, nyuk nyuk nyuk). Cat learns that she was Petyr's Canadian girlfriend. We hold no ill will toward harp players in general, but we're dying to find out if Marillion's new shadowcat cloak is a tuxedo cat pattern or more of a cow cat thing.  Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 186 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 332

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