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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

30
Nov 2021

402: ACoK Jon III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s Craster’s Keep, y’all! Arguably the worst house in the series with the worst dad in the series! Also, just how did Craster cook up his deal with the Others? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 402
23
Nov 2021

401: ACoK Catelyn II (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ladies and gentlemen...it's the moment you've been waiting for. Here comes the Beauty! Brienne of Tarth knows how to make an entrance. Renly knows how to host an army. Does anyone know where we can find some hot LARPing action? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn II. Encore of Episode 151 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 401
16
Nov 2021

400: ACoK Bran III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Eat and be merry, for tomorrow we may die. That’s the mood in this chapter. Bran may be onto a surefire method for getting out of boring meetings. The Reed children come to the feast and Bran (and us) perks right up. And what’s up with the hero worship with Ser Arthur Dayne? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 400
9
Nov 2021

399: ACoK Tyrion V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Pro tip from the pyromancers...don't run if you're calling wildfire. Walk very very carefully. A lady could do worse than Cleos Frey, but no one does a Jim Bakker fire and brimstone impersonation like LoT. And, speaking of hell, it must have frozen over because we're kind of defending Cersei. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion V. Encore of Episode 199 - originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 399

2
Nov 2021

398: ACoK Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another super grim, super short chapter that involves acorn paste and a lot of death. Also what, if anything, is appealing about House of Dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 398

26
Oct 2021

397: GRRM‘s Original ASoIaF Outline

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special Patreon requested episode, we examine George R. R. Martin's original A Song of Ice and Fire outline from a letter he sent to his publisher in 1993. Crazy, alternate universe fanfic or what could have been? Join us as we try to figure out just what the hell GRRM was thinking, wonder how much of the first version of ASoIaF survived, and thank the old gods and the new that he (hopefully) scrapped the Jon/Arya/Tyrion love triangle. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode: GRRM's Original Outline.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 397
19
Oct 2021

396: ACoK Sansa II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Sansa's stuck at court surrounded by spies and bullis, with Dontos as her only hope. But is he her Florian or is someone else? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 396
12
Oct 2021

395: ACoK Tyrion IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no avocado toast at Pycelle's crappy brunch, but that doesn't stop Tyrion from a little poison theft. Stannis is a stickler at checking references—except when it comes to middle-aged clowns. Were the Blackfish and Jon Arryn secret lovers? Is every character but Brienne a problematic fave? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 196 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 395
5
Oct 2021

394: ACoK Bran II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Poor Bran is stuck in multiple all-day meetings, written by an author who has never been around small children, while Lady Hornwood can't catch a break. George is in love with the Targs, but why? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 394

28
Sep 2021

393: ACoK Tyrion III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei in search of a support group? Tyrion has a boner and we’re not allowed to forget it. Also, he’s not nearly as clever as we thought and way more messed up than we realized. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion III. Encore of Episode 195 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 393
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