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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

19
Oct 2021

396: ACoK Sansa II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Sansa's stuck at court surrounded by spies and bullis, with Dontos as her only hope. But is he her Florian or is someone else? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 396
12
Oct 2021

395: ACoK Tyrion IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no avocado toast at Pycelle's crappy brunch, but that doesn't stop Tyrion from a little poison theft. Stannis is a stickler at checking references—except when it comes to middle-aged clowns. Were the Blackfish and Jon Arryn secret lovers? Is every character but Brienne a problematic fave? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 196 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 395
5
Oct 2021

394: ACoK Bran II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Poor Bran is stuck in multiple all-day meetings, written by an author who has never been around small children, while Lady Hornwood can't catch a break. George is in love with the Targs, but why? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 394

28
Sep 2021

393: ACoK Tyrion III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei in search of a support group? Tyrion has a boner and we’re not allowed to forget it. Also, he’s not nearly as clever as we thought and way more messed up than we realized. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion III. Encore of Episode 195 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 393
21
Sep 2021

392: ACoK Arya IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alas poor Yoren, stuck between a rock and a hard place where the Watch is nobody's enemy but nobody's friend. Hot Pie! Arya literally coming through a ring of fire with her moral compass still intact. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 392
14
Sep 2021

391: ACoK Jon II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In what is possibly the shortest ASoIaF chapter, the ranging party arrives at Whitetree home to the biggest sheep-eating Weirwood ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 391
7
Sep 2021

390: Fan Fiction III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're back with a Patreon special request for a third fanfiction episode. Our panel of current fic writers and readers weigh in on favorite tropes, characterizations, and give out a slew of recommendations for your reading pleasure. Warning, this episode has audio issues! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Fan Fiction III.
 
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 390
31
Aug 2021

389: ACoK Daenerys I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we question if Dany is suffering a psychotic break or doing a fine job setting up her own cult? Who wears fur in the desert? Did George ever pay attention in biology class? And lastly is Lynesse a trophy wife or smart cookie? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Daenerys I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 389

24
Aug 2021

388: ACoK Theon I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could a multi-cliff island castle like Pyke actually exist? Saltwater is corrosive and we’re worried about the amount of potatoes that might go to waste during grocery runs. The cliffs would come in handy if you need to yeet a lover like Theon, though. Like the cliffs, Theon’s "my real family would love me more" belief system crumbles when he gets home. Damphair’s got no “eff” sounds in his name and he’s not a party boy anymore. We think the stolen clothes might be part of why everyone and every thing sucks here. Theon would be dead within a week of managing a McDonald’s. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon I.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 388
17
Aug 2021

387: ACoK Davos I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone asks “Who is Azor Ahai?” But no one asks “How is Azor Ahai?” Whoever it is, it’s not Stannis who needs way better PR. Sometimes your kids drive you to drink. And, finally, who is the most likable ASoIaF character, and why is it Davos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Davos I.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 387
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