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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

30
Mar 2021

367: AGoT Daenerys VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Drogo deserved his fate, but Mirri Maz Duur deserves an epic poem in her honor. Not that we really want to think about it, but how many Dothraki does it take to drag a dead horse? And how DO you pronounce maegi? We sure don't know. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys VIII.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 367

23
Mar 2021

366: AGoT Catelyn X (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How well do you know your Frey cousins? As well as the Blackfish obviously knows Jaime? Speaking of the Kingslayer, after his performance in the Whispering Wood should we start calling him the Terminator instead? Dragon high fives for everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn X. Encore of Episode 147 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 366

17
Mar 2021

365: AGoT Tyrion VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think GRRM should pretend that sex is a suckling pig, while we're all going to pretend that a ruffled Bronn is really just a delightfully cheeky bird. Comma goes to the mat for Kevan Lannister, while we discover that his brother Tywin shares Jaime's questionable taste in armor. Chella has an ear abacus, and do the Lannister soldiers have a circle jerk - minus the jerk? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion VIII. Encore of Episode 190 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 365

9
Mar 2021

364: AGoT: Daenerys VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the worst Dany chapter ever. Drogo's wound is a bit more than a scratch. Dany is problematic, and Mirri Maz Duur is a true badass. But, at the end, all we can do is put this chapter in the fire. Also, dog cameos! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys VII.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 364
3
Mar 2021

363: AGoT Jon VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam is the anonymous source at The Wall. All hail Lord Comormont. And Maester Aemon too, even though George never gives us a damn payoff. Speaking of payoffs, Devan's got some great fantasy recommendations...and some are even finished! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon VIII.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 363
23
Feb 2021

362: AGoT Catelyn IX (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. They may be literal river trolls, but we love the Freys now? We do, because Walder is your favorite someone-else's-relative. Are the Duggars modern Freys, or is it the other way around? And, the only place Lysa Arryn wants Robin fostered is on her boob. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn IX. Encore of Episode 144 - originally recorded in 2016. Chapter summaries from towerofthehand.com were included in this episode.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 362
16
Feb 2021

361: AGoT Eddard XV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did Robert fail Ned, or nail Ned? Was Rhaegar acting on prophecy, or acting on his dick? Did you know that gaoler sounds like "jailer"? We get down and dirty with poor, dead Ned in our first listeners' choice episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XV. Encore of Episode 217 - originally recorded in 2018.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 361

9
Feb 2021

360: AGoT Sansa V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Should the kingsguard be a life gig? Barristan delivers one hell of a resignation letter. Sansa just wants the system to work. Cersei is on brand as always. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Sansa V

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 360

2
Feb 2021

359: AGoT Tyrion VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion brings the mountain clans home to meet his father. They may be gruff and into self-mutilation, but they have democracy and women's equality. Tywin is hot even though he's sporting Mungo Jerry's facial-do. Mia’s asoiaf children's story concept could work- baby dragons and kittens blepping galore. Donkeyleg serenades us with his Big Papa T song. Happy Halloween! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion VII. Encore of Episode 189 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 359

26
Jan 2021

358: AGoT Catelyn VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Are the Manderlys really just wielding fancy pitchforks? Is tuna really the chicken of the sea? We meet the Supreme Creepster himself: Roose Bolton while Cat & Robb make all sorts of plans that we're sure are going to work just fine. Nothing to worry about here, kids. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VIII. Encore of Episode 143 - originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 358

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