Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran’s dealing with new houseguests, a feral little brother, and a babysitter who is 100% wrong all the time. Maybe the direwolves are the better option so who can blame him for singing the song of their people. Also, we’re never getting Winds and we know it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 381
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get out your fresh rat kebobs and join Tyrion, Bronn and the boys as they ride in to King's Landing. Tyrbert might be our latest ship, although given Cersei & Tyrion's chemistry, is anyone up for a JCT OT3? Is Varys playing the long game with Barristan Selmy, or is he just trying to annoy us with riddles? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion I. Encore of Episode 193 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 380
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the comet a sign of existential dread or something more meaningful like Dany’s dragons? Sandor deflects Joffrey’s “eye of Sauron.” The royal family needs better PR which arrives in the person of “funcle” Tyrion. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 379
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya has pandemic hair when we meet “ball-kicking-to-death” Hot Pie. Join us as we torture ourselves by wondering if this chapter is a remnant of a love triangle best forgotten? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 378
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.We and Maester Cressen learn that Dragonstone is not a castle to grow old in especially when the crew does a scene from Mean Girls while Patchface being creepy as hell. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Prologue
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 377
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the book on A Game of Thrones. What did we like more this reread? What (other than Dany) made us cringe? And what are we looking forward to as we start A Clash of Kings? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones -Wrap Up and Retrospective.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 376
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X. Encore of Episode 248 - originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 375
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is declared the King in the North and we're sure it's all good times and glory from here on out. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn XI. Encore of Episode 148 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 374
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon flees Castle Black, riding with his heart rather than his head. Don't we all wish he had direwolves to save us from our bad decisions? And speaking of Ghost, how would he and Jon fare against seven brothers of the Night's Watch? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon IX.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 373
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Encore of Episode 191 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 372
Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.
