Episodes
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VIII - originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 517
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX. Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 516
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as Arya takes a tour through every stage of grief and evidences some abandonment issues and we realize this episode should be sponsored by a therapy service. Tyrion's buddies are thriving and we realize that in another universe, Sandor has a future as a camp counselor for damaged children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XII.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 515
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things are bleak at the Wall, but Donal Noye, total badass that he is, and Jon are on it even if he is only 16. If we were looking at the HR roster for the Watch, he'd be our pick for command t Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VIII.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 514
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos may not have all his fingertips, but he's sure got balls. Robert's kids are awesome and we'll definitely miss the Davos/Stannis/Melisandre not-so-fun-times chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos VI.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 513
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 512
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 511
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion VIII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 510
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 509
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 508