Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

563: AFfC Jaime III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime III (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 563

562: AFfC Samwell III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam is in hell, but honestly, Sam, get the water yourself and stop whining. Everything sucks, but specifically Dareon. Arya shows up and Sam (and we) are thrilled to see her. If only Aemon had gotten to Dany and/or Oldtown we wouldn't have to write AU fanfic. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell III.
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561: AFfC Brienne V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 561

560: AFfC Cersei V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another rough day at the office for Cersei: bill collectors to the right and laundry accidents to the left. Chicky needs to keep her bitch in line. The North Remembers, but sadly, Cersei has forgotten all she never learned at her father's knee. Join us for for bathtub memories, Kettleblacks galore, the first Ser Pounce sighting, and the proposed prohibition of beets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei V (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.
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559: AFfC Alayne I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're calling this a siege even if Petyr isn't. Why aren't there any chickens in the Eyrie? And why is Petyr so gross? No one wants to see Littlefinger die more than we do. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne I (Sansa II).
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558: AFfC Arya II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The House of Black and White is a cult and you cannot tell us otherwise. Drink if the Kindly Man asks Arya who she is. Chug if he says "you lie." A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya II.
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557: AFfC The Queenmaker

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Queenmaker (Arianne I).
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556: AFfC Brienne IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

555: AFfC The Drowned Man

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come on down for the Iron Islands Kingsmoot which is a combo religious revival meeting/political convention where every Greyjoy nuncle is crazier than the last and the pirate lifestyle ages you terribly. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Drowned Man (Aeron II).
 
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554: AFfC The Iron Captain

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is worse than a car show? One with your incestuous uncles, only the cars are boats. Randyll Tarly should get Harrenhal next. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Iron Captain (Victarion I).
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 554