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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's yet another hellish road trip, this time with Tyrion and Illyrio. Illyrio proves he is the king of "yes, and?" when it comes to grossness. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 589
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran and co. are on their way to meet the three-eyed crow in what sounds like The Donner Party, Westerosi style. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Bran I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 588
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon's alarm clock works a little too well. How does the Stark sibling/direwolf sibling network work anyway? We don't endorse it but we kind of get why people ship Jon and Stannis. Does Mel want Jon to get shanked? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 587
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Proposing with shoes that don’t fit is certainly a choice. Sixth time is not the charm for Hizdahr. We’re just surprised Dany isn’t dropkicking some of these people. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 586
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We swore we’d never do this but we did. When your boat trip turns into a self-medicating nightmare. Is this Viserys’s room? Let’s set off everybody’s claustrophobia. Don’t eat the mushrooms, bro. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 585
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 584
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While we're confident that Dunk is indeed a lunk and a hunk, we're praying that Egg is the perfect little sh*t. And, most importantly, who gets to wear the one Targaryen wig? The One True Wig (OTW?) A Song of Ice and Fire. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV Series - Amuse-bouche.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 583
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Where does Feast rank among ASoIaF novels? We may never come around on the Greyjoys, but it's always wonderful to see the real Arya. And, some good news on the illustrated edition? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Retrospective.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 582
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Marwyn chases down the Cinnamon Wind like a cruise ship passenger coming back late from an excursion, Sam furthers both his growth and his connections to like, everyone and everywhere. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell V.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 581
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's been multiple years and some of us still have no idea what our social media handles are. Tywin Lannister: not a detail-oriented guy or just uncaring about certain details? We all sincerely hope that Sybell Spicer gets a POV chapter in Winds. Also, we speculate far more about Ilyn Payne than we ever thought possible. A Feast for Crows is the cherry on Jaime's breakup sundae. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 580