Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

487: ASoS Jaime V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the Harrenhal bathhouse! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime V (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 487

486: ASoS Davos IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is out of prison. Did Stannis even know he was in there??? Stannis is drained...in so many ways. Davos becomes Hand and offers Stannis his tongue—more on that at eleven. Kill Bill sirens go off when Melisandre enters but Davos is just “happy” to be here. Burning leeches in lieu of burning children feels like the better choice. Reluctant Stannis fans unite under George’s “honorable POV endorses bad person” permission structure. Stavos is our favorite Davos ship! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 486

485: ASoS Catelyn IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Hoster’s dead, y’all. Tully funerals are kind of like ours except no one is bringing the equivalent of a three-bean salad. Edmure looses his shaft, but can’t finish. And Lame Lothar Frey and Walder Rivers are really expert at good cop/bad cop. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 485

484: ASoS Arya VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Take a trip down the zombie cave where Arya's prayers almost get answered when Sandor faces trial by combat. We don’t want to be Sandor apologists but, ok, he didn't kill all those people. Is there a literal lance hole through Beric Dondarrion? The Brotherhood Without Banners are very blasé about their leader getting cut in half. Oh well, he'll be back. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya VI.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 484

483: ASoS Samwell II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam’s living in a Craster powder keg, but somehow Grenn is shirtless so it’s not all bad news. Sam's imposter syndrome gets the better of him again, but he’s not the only one who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Jeor Mormont, how long have you been Lord Commander? Everyone wants a piece of Bannen. Pets taste sad. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 483

482: ASoS Tyrion IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 482

481: ASoS Jaime IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 481

480: ASoS Jon IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a chapter that could have been an email, The Wall fights back. We wonder who really has the Horn of Joramun, but more importantly, does anyone have any Jarlsberg cheese? Finally, we think we have a better idea for the Amazon position. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 480

479: ASoS Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss the parallels between Arya/Gendry and Jaime/Brienne. GRRM may have read Anne of Green Gables, but he needs to lay off some of the more ludicrous male fantasies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 479

478: ASoS Sansa III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III. Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 478