Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

479: ASoS Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss the parallels between Arya/Gendry and Jaime/Brienne. GRRM may have read Anne of Green Gables, but he needs to lay off some of the more ludicrous male fantasies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 479

478: ASoS Sansa III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III. Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 478

477: ASoS Daenerys III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's Dany's finest hour, and even Chicky and Comma are stans? She may have crossed the Trident, but who's thinking about the poor guys who have to move Dany's loot back and forth? And guys, we're so tired of prophecies that will never be fulfilled. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 477

476: ASoS Jon III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bow chicka wow wow. Before things get hot and heavy, Jon has to send Ghost back and has to do some fast talking to stay alive but not give up the Watch. Is it pronounced Yarl, Jarl, or Bob? Evidently men North of the Wall don’t go South of the Wall. Do Jon and Ygritte stay in Gendel’s cave forever or do they have too much skin in the game not to pull out? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 476

475: ASoS Davos III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this episode, we discuss the complex relationship of Melisandre and Davos, two characters who don’t have the same journey to Stannis standom, but are in it together. Davos has a TripAdvisor review of the Dragonstone dungeon and it’s not all bad. Alester Florent is not equipped for prison, not even in a two-star facility. George has a quest for our Devan, but he is reluctant to accept it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 475

474: ASoS Bran II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When you’re on the road, there’s nothing better than some blood sausages and granola to lift your spirits. It’s story time for Bran, Jojen, Hodor and Meera and we learn The Story of the Laughing Knight. And yes, we absolutely needed the wiki to get all the allusions. We think we know who everyone is, but fandom will make a theory out of everything. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 474

473: ASoS Daenerys II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're angry on Dany's behalf in what is probably the grossest chapter in ASoIaF. Do better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 473

472: ASoS Arya IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We go deep on Robin Hood in one of Arya's last happy chapters. Thoros is a cool youth pastor. Lady Smallwood is a delight. And why no five-year gap, George? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 472

471: ASoS Jaime III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime III (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 471

470: ASoS Catelyn III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you were wondering if Lord Karstark could be more of a jerk, the answer is a resounding yes, as his act of pointless vengeance puts Robb in an impossible position. Between the nakedness of Willem Lannister and Tion Frey’s bodies and Jeyne being way too comfortable talking to her new mother-in-law about all the sex she’s having with Robb, it’s an icky chapter. But at least she’s got wide hips. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 470