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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

8
Aug

177: Game of Thrones 7×04

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is huge and our technical difficulties are annoying. Tiny Arya beats big Brienne. Dragonglass and cave drawings are fine, but why not cave sex? LF is looking for cracks in the Stark sibling relationship, but Bran is basically on crack. More importantly, did we just witness the death of Larry? Will he be reborn from the watery depths as Jaime Lannister? As long as Brienne gets to crown him the queen of love and beauty, we don’t care. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x04 "The Spoils of War".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 177

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1
Aug

176: Game of Thrones 7×03

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. D&D give the JB fandom a finger up the bum. R.I.P. Jaime Lannister. D&D hardly knew thee. Jon & Davos are doing their best Captain Kirk and Spock on the Enterprise bridge. Cersei's maid is doing her best Romulan and Bran clearly visited a few dispensaries on the road to Winterfell. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x03 "The Queen's Justice".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 176

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25
Jul

175: Game of Thrones 7×02

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's rockin' his unemployment beard on Dragonstone's 1-season porch. Sam's rockin' his Biology 101 course, even though he's clearly a history major. Qyburn's rockin' the all-new Maginot Line Anti-Dray-gun Gun (yo). Bobby B rocked some whore's worlds down in the Red Keep basement. Euron may or may not be rockin' his leather pants. But the Sand Snakes? They just manage to annoy us both on land and on sea. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x02 "Stormborn"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 175

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18
Jul

174: Game of Thrones 7×01

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What do The Twins have in common with the U.S. Congress? Where did Euron get those pants? Sam's working 9-to-5, and this Sandor/Beric/Thoros story is working for all of us. Dany's homecoming, not so much. Dray-gons can't fix everything. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x01 "Dragonstone"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 174

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11
Jul

173: Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With season 7 almost here, we’ve got 10 fearless (or perhaps just “wrong”) predictions for the season. Will Jaime and Brienne bang? Will Hot Pie make a reappearance? Who’s going to sit on the Iron Throne? Listen in as we share our hopes, fears, and best guesses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 173

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4
Jul

172: Jaime and Brienne - Fanon vs. Canon

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen in delighted horror as we bite the fandom hands that feed us. We discuss canon Jaime and the abomination that is doofus!Jaime. But it doesn’t stop there as we delve into sad Larry Lannister and evil!Jaime, who is in no way having a redemption arc. Watch out for Brienne the Brute! And, because it can’t be said enough, Brienne will never be pretty in pink, no matter how many makeovers the fandom gives her. Boom! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime and Brienne - Fanon vs. Canon. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 172

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27
Jun

171: We Hate The Books Too

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may be book snobs, but that doesn't mean GRRM is getting off scot free. We can only care about so many characters - sorry Martells & Greyjoys and Davos!?! GRRM tries to have it both ways with his fantasy world and the real world. Westeros sucks - we get it! We lament the bloat and continual expansion of this brutal world. GRRM keeps opening doors, maybe it's time for him to close the door and come here - with his manuscript. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. We Hate The Books Too

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 171

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20
Jun

170: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Season 7 is just around the corner, so it's time to sharpen our anti-drone spears! In our final season 7 update, we tackle the trailer, get hyped for the small possibility that Cleganebowl is back on the table, wonder why anyone would send a Greyjoy to deal with a banker (do they even know what deposit slips are?) and plan our celebratory drink menu if Jaime and Brienne bang (or kiss, or make hearteyes, or give each other meaningful looks - we're desperate, people!). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 170

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13
Jun

169: Trivia Episode

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile created a killer A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Trivia game. Think you know all your Westeros house words? Think you know whose mom is from what house? Listen as Clotho, Eon, Chicky, and Comma prove that they have barely been paying attention during the last several years of podcasting about this junk. Be sure to play along with our matching online quiz, check our social media for the link! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoIaF & GoT - Trivia Episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 169

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6
Jun

168: ASoS Epilogue

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When they go low, we go lower...so let's talk about the Freys! Was the Red Wedding a $5,000 dragon affair, or a $50,000 dragon gala? Either way, the sweet playlists of Roose Bolton & Lame Lothar's Wedding Planners will make your night. But now for a serious question, who was Lady Stoneheart's neck flap holder? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Epilogue

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 168

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