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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

3
Oct

185: AGoT Tyrion III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen..5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to say about Game of Thrones season 7. Hold your aurochs. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 185

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26
Sep

184: AGoT Tyrion II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really the Trumps of Valyria? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 184

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19
Sep

183: AGoT Tyrion I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 183

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12
Sep

182: Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love everything about Jaime Lannister, except his taste level. Welcome to the Hotel Riverrun, where "trebuchet" is just a really fun word to say. Jaime not only thinks women are (gasp!) people, he also thinks to feel sorry for the Harrenhal bear. Comma won't stop talking about crack and we all agree that fanmixes are serious business (so please send yours in). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 182

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5
Sep

181: Game of Thrones Season 7 Review

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As we discuss the entirety of season 7, the silence is deafening as we rake our minds for our favorite moments. We’re quick with grading it, though, and it’s good for D&D that none of us have any pull with HBO. Join us as we discuss Jaime x Bran; hot old zombies, armies of 5-foot girls, and why it’s a bad idea to get between Guile and Pie. We’ve become the Tyrion of his Dance chapters, but good ol New Mexico chili will save us all. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Review.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 181

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29
Aug

180: Game of Thrones 7×07

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss why Pod and Bronn conspicuously exit stage left, wight backpacks, Jon puts on a show to rival shamwow, Qyburn gets a hardon over magic science, Sam steals Gilly’s thunder, Dany, Jon, Jorah, and Tyrion love rhomboid, Rhaegar was not panty dropping hot, and Jaime’s finally going off to fuck loyalty. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x07 "The Dragon and the Wolf."

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 180

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22
Aug

179: Game of Thrones 7×06

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did the Children of the Corn turn the first White Walkers? There's a thick line between stupid and badass. Chaos isn't a ladder, Jon and Dany's family tree is. Does the Night King have a secret sex dungeon? And better start saving up now to finance that Chicky solo ep. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x06 "Beyond The Wall".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 179

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15
Aug

178: Game of Thrones 7×05

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Plate armor is buoyant! Who knew? If we see a dragon, we are noping the fuck out. Michele Clapton is a Trekkie. Murder piranhas. Tyrion and Varys vent about their crazy boss at the office watercooler. Viagra crab! Jon has more chemistry with Drogon than Dany. "Faceless man dropout go back to high school.” Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x05 "Eastwatch".

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 178

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8
Aug

177: Game of Thrones 7×04

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is huge and our technical difficulties are annoying. Tiny Arya beats big Brienne. Dragonglass and cave drawings are fine, but why not cave sex? LF is looking for cracks in the Stark sibling relationship, but Bran is basically on crack. More importantly, did we just witness the death of Larry? Will he be reborn from the watery depths as Jaime Lannister? As long as Brienne gets to crown him the queen of love and beauty, we don’t care. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x04 "The Spoils of War".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 177

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1
Aug

176: Game of Thrones 7×03

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. D&D give the JB fandom a finger up the bum. R.I.P. Jaime Lannister. D&D hardly knew thee. Jon & Davos are doing their best Captain Kirk and Spock on the Enterprise bridge. Cersei's maid is doing her best Romulan and Bran clearly visited a few dispensaries on the road to Winterfell. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x03 "The Queen's Justice".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 176

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