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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

28
Mar

158: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #4

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Larry Lannister rears his ugly head. Does LB have the same appeal as JB? While we're skeptical about what season 7 might hold for Jaime and Brienne, we've come (we know what we said) to look forward to Wallgasm 2017. Is Stone D the new Fat Pink Mast? Find out this and more on our latest Season 7 update. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #4.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 158

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21
Mar

157: The Battle of the Cats

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s the Battle of the Cats! Book!Catelyn is a Cat that will scratch you, but Michelle Fairley has so much chemistry with everyone she has a scene with, that we love Show!Catelyn anyhow. What we don’t love so much is Todd Lannister and how Cat’s whitewashed into forgiving Jon. Benioff hasn’t just pissed off the ASOIAF fandom—the Homer fandom is just as hardcore.

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 157

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14
Mar

156: ACoK Catelyn VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is how rumors get started! Cat, Brienne, and Jaime come together in the Riverrun dungeon, but was Brienne plugging her ears the whole time? Cat continues her aesthetic appreciation of the Kingslayer, and after months of self-reflection, Jaime comes to the conclusion that he's basically pretty awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 156

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7
Mar

155: ACoK Catelyn VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat is every older sibling ever, but she's still not getting the victories she wants. Is Barbrey Dustin the Camilla Parker-Bowles of Westeros? We don't know for sure, but we think Cleos Frey might be behind the Rogue POTUS Twitter account. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 155

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28
Feb

154: ACoK Catelyn V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Shout out to all of you non-Jaime and/or Brienne fans so desperate for new ASoIaF content that you're willing to give us a listen. We're here for you. And, against our better judgment, we're also here for zombie skeleton Ned. Meanwhile, back in the Riverlands, Cat has a bad day. Edmure is a good guy, and Brienne needs a hug. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn V.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 154

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22
Feb

153: ACoK Catelyn IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat has an aha moment in the sept, but diplomacy is not going to win this one. More like the coochie monster. As usual, Brienne gets misjudged by everyone, because no one loves her like we do. And we wonder, can shadow babies kill White Walkers? Let’s all pause to consider. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn IV.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 153

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14
Feb

152: ACoK Catelyn III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Toss those preconceived notions in the fire, because Stannis is the Baratheon brother being all heavy metal thunder in his bitchin' flame crown, while Renly is the one showing up in a squirrel belly cloak. Ew. At least it has some kind of peach holster. It's the year of the fire rooster, but we'd like to state for the record that we still don't have Winds. George, pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 152

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7
Feb

151: ACoK Catelyn II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ladies and gentlemen...it's the moment you've been waiting for. Here comes the Beauty! Brienne of Tarth knows how to make an entrance. Renly knows how to host an army. Does anyone know where we can find some hot LARPing action? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 151

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31
Jan

150: ACoK Catelyn I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cleos Frey is too honorable for his own good. Cat is darn lucky she didn't take a road trip to Pyke with Theon. Someone needs to tell both Lord Karstark and Edmure to put on their big boy breeches. We discuss the true meaning of comets, the really bad timing of King Harren and treaties that no one is ever gonna sign (sorry Stark girls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 150

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24
Jan

149: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #3

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Two blonde knights walk into a room...and we speculate endlessly on what happens next. What would you name your anti-dragon gun? Will Larry get fooled again? Do the Faceless Men account for big bootys when choosing their victims? We tackle these questions and more in our latest season update. Yes listeners, there will be lumpia. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #3

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 149

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