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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

16
Jan

200: ACoK Tyrion VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's got some Peter Brady action going on.Tyrion's a terrible little brother. Is anyone interested in these delicious Wall Scout Cookies? How about some craft butter? Get all of this and more as we don't celebrate our 200th episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 200

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9
Jan

199: ACoK Tyrion V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Pro tip from the pyromancers...don't run if you're calling wildfire. Walk very very carefully. A lady could do worse than Cleos Frey, but no one does a Jim Bakker fire and brimstone impersonation like LoT. And, speaking of hell, it must have frozen over because we're kind of defending Cersei. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 199
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1
Jan

198: A Song of Ice and Feminism

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special episode, we're thankful that GRRM recognizes that women are people, we just wish they were people who were 5 years older. If we can't have the Winds of Winter, how about the Winds of Women? But really, where ARE all of the middle-aged women, George? Join us as we kick off 2018 with a boot to the patriarchy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Song of Ice and Feminism.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 198

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25
Dec

197: Drunkcast 6.0

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  We ponder the most popular shows on Westeros TV and who really needed to smoke some weed. LeBron Targaryen is a kick ass name and Guile knows a little too much about Wisconsin-based serial killers. Shout out to our 14-year old listeners and death by kittens. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 6.0.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 197

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19
Dec

196: ACoK Tyrion IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no avocado toast at Pycelle's crappy brunch, but that doesn't stop Tyrion from a little poison theft. Stannis is a stickler at checking references—except when it comes to middle-aged clowns. Were the Blackfish and Jon Arryn secret lovers? Is every character but Brienne a problematic fave? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 196

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12
Dec

195: ACoK Tyrion III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei search of a support group? Tyrion has a boner and we’re not allowed to forget it. Also, he’s not nearly as clever as we thought and way more messed up than we realized. Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 195

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5
Dec

194: ACoK Tyrion II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's new cook sounds like a contender on the Westeros version of Top Chef. Jano Slynt can't keep his mouth shut, but still doesn't know when he should start spilling secrets. Varys and Tyrion start their bromance, Bronn reveals his true colors, and we long for an appearance by Ser Myxallyt in The Winds of Winter. George pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 194

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28
Nov

193: ACoK Tyrion I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get out your fresh rat kebobs and join Tyrion, Bronn and the boys as they ride in to King's Landing. Tyrbert might be our latest ship, although given Cersei & Tyrion's chemistry, is anyone up for a JCT OT3? Is Varys playing the long game with Barristan Selmy, or is he just trying to annoy us with riddles? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings Tyrion I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 193

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21
Nov

192: Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 1

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Game of Thrones end with a JB bang or with a Star Wars medal ceremony? Is Cersei the Big Bad coming to take our heroes in the rear? Can Hot Pie Catering handle the big post-victory celebration? Jaime is halfway to hobo and we're not anywhere near halfway to season 8. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 1.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 192

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14
Nov

191: AGoT Tyrion IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 191

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