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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

6
Nov 2018

242: ASoS Sansa VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 242

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30
Oct 2018

241: ASoS Tyrion IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 241

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23
Oct 2018

240: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We debunk some rumors, but spread a few others as we delve into season 8 leaks, theories and spoilers. Will the bang that was promised live up to the hype (duh)? Will the shocking events actually be logical and in character (oh you sweet summer child)? Will we all literally watch ice melt to get a release date or a trailer (shamefully, yes)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 240
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16
Oct 2018

239: ASoS Sansa V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 239

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9
Oct 2018

238: ASoS Tyrion VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 238

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2
Oct 2018

237: ASoS Sansa IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 237

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25
Sep 2018

236: ASoS Tyrion VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 236

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19
Sep 2018

235: ASoS Tyrion VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 235

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10
Sep 2018

234: Drunkcast 7.0

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Jaime's goldenshaft plunge deep into Brienne's Riverlands? Something something people juices, muppet casting, and more we won't remember in the morning after our latest Drunkcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 7.0.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 234

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4
Sep 2018

233: ASoS Tyrion V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to adminster the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 233

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