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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

19
Mar 2019

261: Davos Seaworth

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen to us fawn all over our favorite Onion Knight as we talk about his meteoric rise from smallest of the smallfolk to Hand of the King. Should Davos have made his move against Mel sooner? Is he the best adapted character in Game of Thrones? Did he break the Siege of Storm’s End for honor and glory, or for cash? And why is he so devoted to a guy who chopped off his fingers? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 261

12
Mar 2019

260: Hot Pie & The Smallfolk

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for an in depth discussion of our favorite baker and some of the other smallfolk of Westeros. We tackle all of the most important Hot Pie questions. Is Hot Pie the smartest character in the series? Should we subscribe to the Azor Hot Pie theory? And, more importantly, how would Hot Pie fare in the Great British Bakeoff? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Hot Pie & The Small Folk.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 260

5
Mar 2019

259: Gendry

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What's your favorite Gendry moment and why is it only what LoT says? Is Gendry busy doing the deed with Jeyne Heddle, or does he need Davos to explain that the facts of life don't include leeches? We delve into Westeros' other, handsome, righteous bastard in our latest character episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Gendry.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 259

26
Feb 2019

258: Robert Baratheon

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Here's to Robert...he's a horse's ass. He's also that dude at your High School reunion still talking about the Big Game. We discuss Robert's failed potential, his many flaws, and why so many of us love him anyway. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Robert Baratheon.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 258

19
Feb 2019

257: Ser Bronn of the Blackwater

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn is an Everyman character, albeit one who is a bit too eager to do Tyrion’s wetwork. Is Bronn one of the few characters in ASoIaF who hasn’t made a mistake? Rules of physics do not apply to Bronn. Listen as we discuss why we think he’ll make it out alive. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.

 

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 257

12
Feb 2019

256: Robb Stark

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love Robb even though he’s a teenage king who thinks he knows better than his mom. Is there inappropriate chemistry between Show!Robb and Show!Catelyn and do we really mind it if there is? Grey Wind lives! That’s a theory we’ve now adopted and since we’re never getting Winds, we can believe whatever we want. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Robb Stark.

 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 256

5
Feb 2019

255: ADwD Theon I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 255

29
Jan 2019

254: ASoS Jon X

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon steals our hearts, even when in the depths of despair. GRRM has a lot to say about honor, duty and what makes a good king. We have a lot to say about...the merits of ice cells vs. sky cells. Finally, is it "Stannis!" or "Stan-nis!"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 254

 
 
 
 
 
 
22
Jan 2019

253: ADwD The Turncloak

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253
15
Jan 2019

252: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252