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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

22
Jan 2019

253: ADwD The Turncloak

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253
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15
Jan 2019

252: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252

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8
Jan 2019

251: ADwD Prologue

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 251

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31
Dec 2018

250: Holiday Drunkcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Whether it's egg nog, champagne, or simply the champagne of beers, join us as we blunder our way through another drunkcast. If we're being honest, we probably don't remember what we talked about - but we're sure it was awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Holiday Drunkcast - Drunkcast 8.0.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 250

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25
Dec 2018

249: ADwD The Blind Girl

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - The Blind Girl.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 249

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18
Dec 2018

248: AGoT Daenerys X

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.

 Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248

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11
Dec 2018

247: ADwD Melisandre I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247

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4
Dec 2018

246: AGoT Bran II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246

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27
Nov 2018

245: ADwD Davos III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 245

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20
Nov 2018

244: ASoS Tyrion XI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome back, Jaime Lannister. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 244

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