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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

21
Nov

192: Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 1

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Game of Thrones end with a JB bang or with a Star Wars medal ceremony? Is Cersei the Big Bad coming to take our heroes in the rear? Can Hot Pie Catering handle the big post-victory celebration? Jaime is halfway to hobo and we're not anywhere near halfway to season 8. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 1.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 192

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14
Nov

191: AGoT Tyrion IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 191

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7
Nov

190: AGoT Tyrion VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think GRRM should pretend that sex is a suckling pig, while we're all going to pretend that a ruffled bronn is really just a delightfully cheeky bird. Comma goes to the mat for Kevan Lannister, while we discover that his brother Tywin shares Jaime's questionable taste in armor. Chella has an ear abacus, and do the Lannister soldiers have a circle jerk - minus the jerk? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 190

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31
Oct

189: AGoT Tyrion VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion brings the mountain clans home to meet his father. They may be gruff and into self-mutilation, but they have democracy and women's equality. Tywin is hot even though he's sporting Mungo Jerry's facial-do. Mia’s asoiaf children's story concept could work- baby dragons and kittens blepping galore. Donkeyleg serenades us with his Big Papa T song. Happy Halloween! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 189

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24
Oct

188: AGoT Tyrion VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This episode we’re full of realizations: Jerome Flynn pretty much owns the role of Bronn. GRRM is wrong (tune in to find out why), but we totally are the mountain clans, packing up a goat in our inventory for the road. Tyrion appears to be a morning person, but probably not much of a goat milker. Mord should not go to Casterly to get what Tyrion owes him. And in keeping up with the goat theme of this ep, GRRM probably has a greasy goat beard. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VI.

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 188

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17
Oct

187: AGoT Tyrion V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's got a big mouth and an even bigger negative review in store for The Eyrie on Westero's version of Trip Advisor. Lysa is as unhinged as the Moon Door. We want fanart of Bronn carrying Tyrion, and we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 187

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10
Oct

186: AGoT Tyrion IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion plans a sharp lesson for Mohor, Lharys, & Kurleket (we see what you did there GRRM, nyuk nyuk nyuk). Cat learns that she was Petyr's Canadian girlfriend. We hold no ill will toward harp players in general, but we're dying to find out if Marillion's new shadowcat cloak is a tuxedo cat pattern or more of a cow cat thing. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 186

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3
Oct

185: AGoT Tyrion III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen..5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to say about Game of Thrones season 7. Hold your aurochs. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 185

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26
Sep

184: AGoT Tyrion II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really the Trumps of Valyria? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 184

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19
Sep

183: AGoT Tyrion I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 183

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