Episodes
Tuesday Apr 14, 2015
Tuesday Apr 14, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maggy the Frog, more like Maggy the Fox. Tyrion is the Don Draper of Pentos. Mel and Jon ride the creepy elevator of lurrrve, while Brienne carefully polishes Jaime’s sword. We get some of Daario’s backstory and even more of his backside. Everything at the Wall is awesome… until it all goes up in flames. “The Wars to Come”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 56
Sunday Apr 12, 2015
Sunday Apr 12, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Balon Greyjoy ever fall off anything? Will Arya throw Needle and hit a (still) rowing Gendry? Dany’s Star Trek dresses get mixed reviews. Jaime’s chest does not get mixed reviews. Stannis Baratheon: what’s under that fur? All we know is, somebody better golden bitchslap someone. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Season 5 Preview.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 55
Tuesday Apr 07, 2015
Tuesday Apr 07, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Selections from Close the Door and Come Here Episodes 1-35. Horse metaphor origins. Bronn's effing place. Notebook throwing. Spouse Cast. The birth of Nedbert. And everything in between!Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 54
Tuesday Mar 31, 2015
Tuesday Mar 31, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tywin’s got a new kind of horse metaphor, and Dany gives us a vault metaphor. Just give us a blue rose, ffs! Marg’s boobs are on fire. Robb got Ned’s stupidity, Cat’s recklessness. Nikolaj hints about Jaime and Brienne’s son Mallard. “Valar Morghulis”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 53
Tuesday Mar 24, 2015
Tuesday Mar 24, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves moment. Cersei x Stannis’s horse = crackship! Lancel is weaksauce? Take this job and shove it—peace out, Sandor ain’t working here no more. Daddy’s home. “Blackwater”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 52
Wednesday Mar 18, 2015
Wednesday Mar 18, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion thinks Shae is beeyoootifulll. Jaime’s drunk on sunlight…and Brienne. Was Aegon cut as early as Season 2? Where’s Grandpappy Tywin now? Talisa christens Robb King in da Norf, if you know what we mean. “The Prince of Winterfell”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 51
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come sit on Grandpappy Tywin's lap. Poor Salsa gets her period. Jon's bone gets a workout. Jaime meets a giant lady and he likes it. Plus Season 5 trailer talk! “A Man Without Honor”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 50
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everybody's losing pieces of themselves. Wildlings know where to put it (bow chicka bow wow). Qhorin Picard. WHERE MY DRAGONS AT?? “The Old Gods and the New”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 49
Tuesday Feb 24, 2015
Tuesday Feb 24, 2015
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Smokey Baratheon wastes Uncle Peaches. Daria, Dorito, Doreah, you say tomato… It must be snowing in Dorne as we defend Emilia, Dany, and even Qarth? And Chicky gets kicked out of fandom in her sports bra. “The Ghost of Harrenhal”Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 48
Tuesday Feb 17, 2015
Tuesday Feb 17, 2015
Game of Thrones 2x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Talisa is no Jeyne. Joffrey reads Renaissance Women Weekly. Renly's a peach. Smokey Vajayjay. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Garden of Bones" Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 47
