Episodes
Tuesday Mar 29, 2016
Tuesday Mar 29, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hook up with GoT Thrones? podcast to discuss our picks and pans through five tumultuous seasons of Game of Thrones. We relive the glory days of Lisa-with-a-Ta, Doran Doran, Jason Momoa, sexy old man love (we'll never forget you, Charles Dance), and Godo's fabulous videos. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - Best and Worst of Seasons 1-5.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 106
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile outgrosses GRRM, and the smallfolk of King's Landing out gross us all with their Westerosi tailgate antics. Saggy boobs and cat pinatas for everyone! We learn that Candyland is not a vicious game and that if Varys could train kittens to murder we'd all be in trouble. Adorable trouble. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei II and Kevan Lannister Epilogue.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 105
Tuesday Mar 15, 2016
Tuesday Mar 15, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think Margarine and Salsa sound like a good combo. Cersei remembers “Her”. And we imagine a totally different kind of bathtub scene. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei I.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 104
Tuesday Mar 08, 2016
Tuesday Mar 08, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen fishes for cats while Cersei gives awkward hugs. Taena is RSVPing "No" to the playdate from hell, while we would all gladly attend the Kettleblack Bowl. Margaery is going to get scurvy (actually rickets), but Cersei is finally going to get what's coming to her. Septas beware! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei X.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 103
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could Brienne handle apple pie moonshine? Should Jaime pawn his golden hand to build the frock-frack shack? Robert + Ned = Gendry? Clutch your earphones as we have a Pro-JB-Baby vs Anti-JB-Baby rumble, a serious Brienne x Tyrion debate, ponder whether Qyburn is the Dr. Nick of Westeros, and fix each other up with ASOIAF characters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 5.0b.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 102
Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Devil Wears Donyse, but Cersei's sanity is wearing thin. Our favorite crazy Queen is not a "disciplined thinker", but she would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Or those dim Kettleblacks. We're all in for Taena '16 and looking forward to that hot Cersburn bath scene in The Winds of Winter. George, pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IX.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 101
Tuesday Feb 16, 2016
Tuesday Feb 16, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hide the kids (but not the bottles) as we go extra explicit and figure out what exactly 3rd base is in Westeros. Who's wifey material? Who's raven sexting who? Who's Daven Lannister? And WHO is Italian typing (spoiler alert: it's Clotho) Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 100
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Never wake a sleeping Maggy. It's valonqar this and younger, more beautiful, that, as we go all in on that &%#^ prophecy. Cersei finds her Brienne. Feel the Cersburn! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VIII.Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 99
Tuesday Feb 02, 2016
Tuesday Feb 02, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. All aboard the Lannister Targ Secret Shame Train. First stop: Dysfunction Junction. We dig deep and ponder the big questions like: Who's the golden child? Who's the peacemaker? Who's not your real mom? And, is Lancel any good in bed (nope)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Lannister Family Special.Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 98
Tuesday Jan 26, 2016
Tuesday Jan 26, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Behold the dogs of war! We contemplate a 19-year old Jaime, while Cersei contemplates the Arbor wine supply and not-so-fondly recalls nameday sex with Robert. Myrish Swamp? Sounds like you need a shower. And what the heck is Qyburn doing down in the dungeon? Human centipede anyone? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VII.Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 97
