Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

126: The Sworn Sword - Part 1

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Summer is coming and water rights are a very serious thing. Dunk & Egg deal with droughts while we deal with more important matters - like why can't Bloodraven afford an eyepatch? Ser Bennis ruins everything when he just can't stay in his lazy lane. Are we sure the villagers aren't just saying "What?" Backdoor/Moondoor, whatever it is, all we know is that we want some Dunkcake art. And we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 1.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 126

125: The Hedge Knight - Part 2

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we ponder the question we know you’re all thinking: how are Dunk and Brienne like the X-Men? Eon gets vengeance on Roy Dotrice for his unique pronunciations of our favorite characters’ names. Who will fight alongside us in our own personal Trial by Seven? Chicky argues for the importance of good hair in a fellow champion. And finally, vote Baelor - make Westeros great again! The Hedge Knight - Part 2
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 125

124: The Hedge Knight - Part 1

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Aegon is a good egg. Monarchy is a shitty form of government, but it’s even shittier when a bunch of incestuous freaks marry. Is that a reference to Brienne or have we reached a new level of obsession? And just how bangable is Dunk the Hunk? How many Targs is too many? Chicky and Comma eat crow (we should have listened to LoT and Eon). Dunk & Egg - The Hedge Knight - Part 1.
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 124

123: A Song of Ice and Fire - Top Ten Chapters

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to turn off the TV and open up the books as we discuss our favorite ASoIaF chapters. The only thing Guile loves more than Jaime and Brienne are spreadsheets. Who knew the Red Wedding was really the opening scene of a sophisticated adult romcom? Brienne is a goddamn hero, Jaime is a poet and we're all going to drown in the Hoppinhal beer pit. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Top Ten Chapters.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 123

122: House Doore - RPG Episode 7

Lady Eon Rune is getting warg happy.  Who doesn't love a creepy clown? Lady Splice that's who! The She Bear is desperate for a maester. Fighting a sorceress in a flammable alchemy lab? Sounds like a good idea to me! New squires might want to seek employment elsewhere. Ser Chicky is like a kitten in a room full of dangling strings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 7.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 121

121: House Doore - RPG Episode 6

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We are on the hunt for Lady Rune's cat Finn. Ser Chicky picks up a new squire (on probation). Our fearsome troop of ladies receive a lukewarm welcome from the inhabitants of Castle Black Horn. Who's our liege lord anyway? We meet Jonah "the brave". LoT awkwardly flirts with a Dornishman. Lady Splice drinks and intrigues (she does one better than the other). Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire. ASOIAF Roleplaying. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 6.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 121

120: Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We take the podcast live and raise the banners for Lord Edmure. There’s a Close The Door drinking game and no one told us? Get out! Is Selwyn Tarth a secret dragon rider, or are we going to have to add that to our list of failed predictions? Join us as we celebrate not only another season down the tubes,but the majesty of Dany’s jousting and cavorting eyebrows. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - Season 6 Recap.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 120

119: Game of Thrones 6x10

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Life lessons from Westeros: You don’t trust Littlefinger and you don't just have a zombie Mountain around for shits & giggles. In other news, has Carol finally left the building? Does Olenna travel with her own personal Cheese Boy? Did Daario get Jorahed? Were D&D inspired by Not Another Teen Movie? We’ll answer these questions and more in the season finale. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - 6x10 “The Winds of Winter”.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 119

118: Game of Thrones 6x09

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to rumble! Dany’s dragons are as majestic as a Charlton Heston classic, while Tormund & Davos debate which is better: a good drink or a good bowel movement? Rickon runs a straight line, while the birth of Firekraker is anything but straight. Do zombies have a sell-by date? Is anyone really surprised by the outcome of SnowBowl? Wanna hear some Point Break spoilers (really)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x09 “Battle of the Bastards”
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 118

117: Game of Thrones 6×08

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Reunited and it feels so good! Bronn is one of us, but is he also Jaime’s DUFF? Brienne says Jaime’s just a friend, but the hearteyes and chin quivers tell us that he’s got what she needs. The Hound pisses on Lady Stoneheart (literally), while Jaime delivers an epic Carol5eva speech. Gather ‘round for more sad moon masturbation everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x08 “No One”
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 117