Episodes
Tuesday Oct 25, 2016
Tuesday Oct 25, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In Winterfell's godswood, Cat sees the Old Gods everywhere, while her husband sees a chance to get his Nedbert on. Join us as we go back to the start. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 136
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Spoilers and foilers galore! We try to separate the treasure from the trash. Do Jon & Dany get frequent flyer miles on Dragon Air? Is Cersei pulling a telenovela-inspired fast one on the unwitting Larry? Will Davos make a rowing-related dad joke? Is the orgasm wall really going to be a thing? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 135
Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Clowns are coming! What do the latest seasons of Game of Thrones reveal (or not reveal) about Winds of Winter? Are bald man just secret Targaryens? Anyone want to donate to our Kickstarter campaign to send Kathy Bates to George's door so we can actually read this book someday? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Winds of Winter Speculation - Part II
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 134
Tuesday Oct 04, 2016
Tuesday Oct 04, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk the Lunk and Brienne the Beauty have more in common than just some DNA. Join us as we compare and contrast the similarities and differences between our favorite true knights, their squires, and their love interests. Is Bloodraven a closet JB shipper? Is Dunk a future deadbeat dad? Is a comet going to wipe out everyone in the end (really!)? Ser Duncan the Tall. Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Dunk & Brienne.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 133
Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg blunder their way into spoiling a rebellion. Maynard Plumm (if that's his REAL name) explains it all. Dunk has no choice but to be a hero, and Bloodraven thinks it's about time someone gave Egg a clout to the head. Is bathing in blood just Westerosi botox? We don't know the answer to that, but we do know that we're sad to say goodbye to these lovely stories. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 3.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 132
Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. John the Fiddler dreams of Dunk. And Dunk's junk. Dunk needs to get in the concussion protocol, Ser Glendon needs to get a more realistic last name, and Egg needs to get over here so we can give him a group hug. There are plots a plenty for one and all as the world's worst conspirators settle in at Whitewalls. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 2.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 131
Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Crossing Swords: The Prequel. Dunk-On Funkler 5eva! Thanks, Bloodraven. Aegon IV was a true Powerball and Young Walder Frey is as big of a dick as Old Walder Frey. Join us for songs (really!), dance (not really), and apt comparisons of Dunk & Egg to major cleaning products brands. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 1.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 130
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No news is...uh, no news, so join us as we go live and wildly speculate about the fate of our favorite and not-so-favorite characters. Will Jon Snow die again? Will Arya reunite with Gendry and Hot Pie (HOT PIE!)? Will Jaime kill Cersei in a romantical murder suicide (ugh)? Are we the whisper on the wind that D&D are hearing in the writer's room (yes - and also Hooooot Piiiiiiie)?. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #1
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 129
Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Ser Eustace puts the finishing touches on his Blackfyre fan fiction (Dunk x Alysanne 5eva!), Ser Duncan the Tall has some sexy dreams (is that you Bloodraven?) and comes up with a plan to save the day. Rohanne Webber likes following through on threats, cheek-related injuries, and big blondes. Sound like anyone we know? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 3.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 128
Tuesday Aug 23, 2016
Tuesday Aug 23, 2016
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg climb down from Chicken Tower into the lair of Lady Rohanne Webber, who promptly offers Dunk some pink meat in exchange for his sword. Dunk's in over his head when it comes to talking to pretty girls. And, speaking of heads, we have a great idea for a new product tie-in (you can thank us by writing that JB table scene, GRRM). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 2.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 127
