Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

549: AFfC Samwell II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Gilly has our heartstrings as she and Sam are on the cruise from hell. We would have figured out a way to smuggle two babies out. Meanwhile we’re all getting old. The Eyrie might be a good place for a weekend but we wouldn’t want to live there. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 549

548: AFfC Brienne III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to "Loathed No More," a Jaime/Brienne love story. We don't want Hyle Hunt for Brienne, but maybe we want him for ourselves? Is Mark Mullendore the Ross of the Knights of Summer? Maybe, but Brienne is definitely the Captain America of Westeros. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne III. Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 548

547: AFfC The Soiled Knight

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Trigger warning for gross objectification as Ser Arys Oakhart navigates Dorne and Arianne Martell. Our listeners love Greyjoys for some reason. We're not judging for you it. In an alternate reality, Damphair would have been a great EMT. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Soiled Knight.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 547

546: AFfC Cersei III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Cersei ever learn that paranoia will destroy ya? Speaking of destruction, let us mourn Tyrion’s porn stash. Tommen is the Bubble Boy. Spiced wine is the answer for everything and who knew that Robert was the glue holding Jaime and Cersei’s love together? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei III. Originally recorded in 2015.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 546

545: AFfC The Kraken's Daughter (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With Asha and The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? And, we get some meaty questions on Lady Stoneheart, the Targs, and why Dany gets so much fandom hate. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Kraken's Daughter - Asha I. Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 545

544: AFfC Sansa I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you’ve lost your fingers, how can you play the harp 24/7? Who does Petyr love? Whatever is going on at the Eyrie, #itscomplicated and we are here for Sansa. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - AFfC Sansa I

543: AFfC Brienne II (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Every time Brienne takes a bath she thinks of Jaime, confirmed. Pod breaks our hearts. There are some things Brienne would give up her honor for… Why do people hate happiness, and genitals? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - AFfC Brienne II. Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 543

542: AFfC Jaime I (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime and Tommen bond over going away inside. A Feast for Crows - Jaime I. Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 542

541: AFfC Cersei II (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen throws pennies “to” the people. Are farts as useless as nipples on a breastplate? Gregor’s a milk of the puppy junkie. This is Cersei Unchained. We’ll miss you most of all, wine. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei II Originally recorded in 2015.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 541

540: AFfC Arya I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is not the place to learn about life on a ship. How does the Titan roar, anyway? The House of Black and White is creepy but in an interesting way. Someone explain why she tries to eat that worm. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya I.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 540