Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VI.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 235

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Jaime's goldenshaft plunge deep into Brienne's Riverlands? Something something people juices, muppet casting, and more we won't remember in the morning after our latest Drunkcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 7.0.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 234

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to adminster the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion V.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 233

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IV.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 232

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 231

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion III.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 230

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.
Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books.
Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Sansa II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 229 39m 37s

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 228

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olenna has her "Sure, Jan" moment. Did Mace wait for his mom to be playing bridge before working with Littlefinger to arrange the marriage for Margaery? Butterbumps has some serious game and may have edged Cheese Boy out of his place in Guile's heart. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 227

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hate Tyrion a little less than before. Is this a temporary respite? Tyrek Lannister, dead or alive? We get out the Reynolds Wrap as we speculate on his status. The Tyrells got game. Tywin Lannister: father of the year. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS - Tyrion I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 226