Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 255

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon steals our hearts, even when in the depths of despair. GRRM has a lot to say about honor, duty and what makes a good king. We have a lot to say about...the merits of ice cells vs. sky cells. Finally, is it "Stannis!" or "Stan-nis!"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 254
 
 
 
 
 
 

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 251

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Whether it's egg nog, champagne, or simply the champagne of beers, join us as we blunder our way through another drunkcast. If we're being honest, we probably don't remember what we talked about - but we're sure it was awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Holiday Drunkcast - Drunkcast 8.0.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 250

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - The Blind Girl.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 249

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.
 Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I. 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246