Episodes
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime III.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 276
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime fires off some classic quips, but the real surprise is that Brienne has a sense of humor too. Our favorite couple-to-be continues to bicker their way over the hills and through the woods of the Riverlands. Jaime tries to give a little bit, but Brienne isn't having any of it...yet. We're reminded again that GRRM gives these characters life, while the show just gave us tits and windows. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 275
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is a superhero, Jaime is super snarky and Cleos is pretty much just there. Brienne gives just as good as she gets and we can't wait to see the animated version of her literally sinking a ship. It's the start of a beautiful relationship and we're so here for it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 274
Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. LoT doesn't know who Charles Dickens is, Eon can't feel her face, and we're all way too into potatoes. Comma is here to ruin all of your hurt/comfort fics. "Give me the dick, Kingslayer.". Does Jaime have game? Do we really want GRRM to write that sex scene? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 9.0.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 273
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may not be Branraven, but we do have some ideas about ASoIaF endgame and whether we learned anything from the show that shall not be named. We get down to brass tacks and talk about Jaime & Brienne's future banging, the Iron Throne (or lack thereof), the valonqar, and just what kind of "king" Bran is really going to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dream of A Dream of Spring.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 272
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the door on Game of Thrones and discuss our favorite/least favorite moments, miseries and mistakes from all 8 seasons. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Series Retrospective.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 271
Tuesday May 21, 2019
Tuesday May 21, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give the show the middle finger, and it gives it right back in Brienne's White Book scene. The finale had some beautiful visuals, but not a lot of heart. But maybe it all makes sense if Bran is the real bad guy? Eh, whatever...our watch has ended. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x06 "The Iron Throne".
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 270
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is as heavy as our hearts as the show may have finally broken us. Before we go away inside, let's have one more ragefest against the showrunners as we lament what might have been. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x05. "The Bells".
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 269
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Wednesday May 08, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out one thing: Varys is not a merman. Confirmed. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x04. "The Last of the Starks".
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 268
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What bearded man is getting stabbed now? We're adding more to our ever-growing "would've been cool" list. Are we the Charlie Brown to D&D's Lucy? If you spend millions of dollars and 55 nights filming a TV show, but no one can see it, did it really happen? Next week, how about you open all the windows and come here. Game Of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x03 "The Long Night".
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 267
