Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

375: AGoT Daenerys X (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X. Encore of Episode 248 - originally recorded in 2018.
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374: AGoT Catelyn XI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is declared the King in the North and we're sure it's all good times and glory from here on out. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn XI. Encore of Episode 148 - originally recorded in 2017.
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373: AGoT Jon IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon flees Castle Black, riding with his heart rather than his head. Don't we all wish he had direwolves to save us from our bad decisions? And speaking of Ghost, how would he and Jon fare against seven brothers of the Night's Watch? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon IX.
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372: AGoT Tyrion IX (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Encore of Episode 191 - originally recorded in 2017.
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371: AGoT Daenerys IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Mirri Maz Duur kills baby Hitler and we are totally cheering her on. Did Dany really give birth to a lizard bat worm baby, or is Mirri just messing with her? Dany probably should have shopped around before she paid Mirri's price, amiright? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys IX.
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370: AGoT Sansa VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa is just an 11-year old girl, everyone! Joffrey, on the other hand, is a 13-year old POS. Speaking of POS, what about that Kingsguard (sans Sandor)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Sansa VI.
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369: AGoT Bran VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Luwin is the Scully to Bran's Mulder. We cringe at the beginning of Bran's Hodor abuse. Is Rickon a future Varamyr? And seriously, shouldn't everyone be more concerned about these kids? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran VII.
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368: AGoT Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let's all go to the Street of Flour! We admire Arya's survival instincts, as well as Joffrey's skill at producing a spectacle for the blood thirsty masses. Even though we've all read this chapter multiple times, we're still waiting for that version when someone rescues Ned. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Arya V.
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367: AGoT Daenerys VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Drogo deserved his fate, but Mirri Maz Duur deserves an epic poem in her honor. Not that we really want to think about it, but how many Dothraki does it take to drag a dead horse? And how DO you pronounce maegi? We sure don't know. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys VIII.
 
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366: AGoT Catelyn X (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How well do you know your Frey cousins? As well as the Blackfish obviously knows Jaime? Speaking of the Kingslayer, after his performance in the Whispering Wood should we start calling him the Terminator instead? Dragon high fives for everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn X. Encore of Episode 147 - originally recorded in 2017.
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