Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

385: ACoK Tyrion II (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's new cook sounds like a contender on the Westeros version of Top Chef. Janos Slynt can't keep his mouth shut, but still doesn't know when he should start spilling secrets. Varys and Tyrion start their bromance, Bronn reveals his true colors, and we long for an appearance by Ser Myxallyt in The Winds of Winter. George pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion II. Encore of Episode 194 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 385

384: ACoK Catelyn I (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cleos Frey is too honorable for his own good. Cat is darn lucky she didn't take a road trip to Pyke with Theon. Someone needs to tell both Lord Karstark and Edmure to put on their big boy breeches. We discuss the true meaning of comets, the really bad timing of King Harren and treaties that no one is ever gonna sign (sorry Stark girls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn I. Encore of Episode 150 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 384

383: ACoK Jon I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As the Night’s Watch prepares for the great ranging, Sam is in research heaven. Join us as we speculate as to if Mormont is pulling a James T. Kirk, wonder why we’re getting a rando Targ history lesson, and wonder if Qyburn could have created the perfect Baratheon king. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon I.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 383

382: ACoK Arya II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this episode, we ask the important questions like how desperate is the Night’s Watch that they will take Biter as a recruit, what did Yoren know and when did he know it, and why was Jaqen H’gar on his way to the Wall? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 382

381: ACoK Bran I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bran’s dealing with new houseguests, a feral little brother, and a babysitter who is 100% wrong all the time. Maybe the direwolves are the better option so who can blame him for singing the song of their people. Also, we’re never getting Winds and we know it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 381

380: ACoK Tyrion I (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get out your fresh rat kebobs and join Tyrion, Bronn and the boys as they ride in to King's Landing. Tyrbert might be our latest ship, although given Cersei & Tyrion's chemistry, is anyone up for a JCT OT3? Is Varys playing the long game with Barristan Selmy, or is he just trying to annoy us with riddles? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion I. Encore of Episode 193 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 380

379: ACoK Sansa I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the comet a sign of existential dread or something more meaningful like Dany’s dragons? Sandor deflects Joffrey’s “eye of Sauron.” The royal family needs better PR which arrives in the person of “funcle” Tyrion.  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 379

378: ACoK Arya I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya has pandemic hair when we meet “ball-kicking-to-death” Hot Pie. Join us as we torture ourselves by wondering if this chapter is a remnant of a love triangle best forgotten?  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya I.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 378

377: ACoK Prologue

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.We and Maester Cressen learn that Dragonstone is not a castle to grow old in especially when the crew does a scene from Mean Girls while Patchface being creepy as hell.  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Prologue
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 377

376: AGoT Wrap Up and Retrospective

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the book on A Game of Thrones. What did we like more this reread? What (other than Dany) made us cringe? And what are we looking forward to as we start A Clash of Kings? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones -Wrap Up and Retrospective. 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 376