Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

405: ACOK Arya VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya may be down on herself, but we know that our girl is a survivor. Harrenhal is as spooky as ever and maybe Littlefinger's fate is tied to bats? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya VI.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 405

404: ACoK Tyrion VI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's got some Peter Brady action going on.Tyrion's a terrible little brother. Is anyone interested in these delicious Wall Scout Cookies? How about some craft butter? Get all of this and more as we don't celebrate our 200th episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 200 - originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 404

403: ACoK Theon II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha gets an unforgettable introduction, but then disappears for a book, so we, uh, forget about her. Theon gets his comeuppance in the grossest way possible. And, the Iron Islands aren't that bad as long as you like chowder? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon II.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 403

402: ACoK Jon III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s Craster’s Keep, y’all! Arguably the worst house in the series with the worst dad in the series! Also, just how did Craster cook up his deal with the Others? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 402

401: ACoK Catelyn II (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ladies and gentlemen...it's the moment you've been waiting for. Here comes the Beauty! Brienne of Tarth knows how to make an entrance. Renly knows how to host an army. Does anyone know where we can find some hot LARPing action? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn II. Encore of Episode 151 - originally recorded in 2017.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 401

400: ACoK Bran III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Eat and be merry, for tomorrow we may die. That’s the mood in this chapter. Bran may be onto a surefire method for getting out of boring meetings. The Reed children come to the feast and Bran (and us) perks right up. And what’s up with the hero worship with Ser Arthur Dayne? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran III.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 400

399: ACoK Tyrion V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Pro tip from the pyromancers...don't run if you're calling wildfire. Walk very very carefully. A lady could do worse than Cleos Frey, but no one does a Jim Bakker fire and brimstone impersonation like LoT. And, speaking of hell, it must have frozen over because we're kind of defending Cersei. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion V. Encore of Episode 199 - originally recorded in 2018.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 399

398: ACoK Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another super grim, super short chapter that involves acorn paste and a lot of death. Also what, if anything, is appealing about House of Dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya V.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 398

397: GRRM‘s Original ASoIaF Outline

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special Patreon requested episode, we examine George R. R. Martin's original A Song of Ice and Fire outline from a letter he sent to his publisher in 1993. Crazy, alternate universe fanfic or what could have been? Join us as we try to figure out just what the hell GRRM was thinking, wonder how much of the first version of ASoIaF survived, and thank the old gods and the new that he (hopefully) scrapped the Jon/Arya/Tyrion love triangle. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode: GRRM's Original Outline.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 397

396: ACoK Sansa II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Sansa's stuck at court surrounded by spies and bullis, with Dontos as her only hope. But is he her Florian or is someone else? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 396