Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

415: ACoK Tyrion VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Renly's dead and the King's Landing crowd isn’t sure how, but are glad he's gone. We lament the plot that did not come to be—Cersei going to Highgarden to negotiate with Olenna for Margaery’s hand (we could have had it all!) Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VII. Encore of Episode 202 - originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 415

414: ACoK Bran IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Creepy children everywhere. The Walders tell it like it is. Jojen tells it like he thinks it is. Alebelly thinks he knows how to stop certain death and too many people aren’t bathing. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 414

413: ACoK Jon IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Watch is on a road to nowhere good and Jon isn’t paying much attention to the signals his dire wolf is giving him. Does size matter when it comes to magic horns? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon IV.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 413

412: ACoK Catelyn IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat has an aha moment in the sept, but diplomacy is not going to win this one. More like the coochie monster. As usual, Brienne gets misjudged by everyone, because no one loves her like we do. And we wonder, can shadow babies kill White Walkers? Let’s all pause to consider. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn IV. Encore of Episode 153 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 412

411: ACoK Sansa III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey is why we have guillotines, but somehow it's all still Meghan Markle's fault. Sansa touts the company line and RIP Stafford Lannister - the family buffoon. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa III
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 411

410: ACoK Catelyn III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Toss those preconceived notions in the fire, because Stannis is the Baratheon brother being all heavy metal thunder in his bitchin' flame crown, while Renly is the one showing up in a squirrel belly cloak. Ew. At least it has some kind of peach holster. It's the year of the fire rooster, but we'd like to state for the record that we still don't have Winds. George, pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn III. Encore of Episode 152 - originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 410

409: ACoK Arya VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaqen H'ghar uses soap? Is he single? Evil may have its standards, but do we? Also, Tywin only has one kind of face. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya VII.
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 409

408: ACoK Tyrion VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's the George Papadopoulos of Westeros, with the added bonus of a fluffy upper lip and certain doom. Tyrion is the worst, right? It's not just us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VII. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 201 - originally recorded in 2018.Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 408

407: ACoK Bran IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meera is the cool babysitter and the Reeds are obviously the Cajuns of Westeros. Speaking of which, who's up for The Walder Freys and the Acadian Driftwood live in concert! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 407

406: ACOK Daenerys II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to Qarth, the home of one-titty dresses and fish pedis! Dany seems to have her act together, but Jorah can get off his high horse when it comes to Ned Stark. And the crew of the Cinnamon Wind is as delightful as ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Daenerys II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 406