Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

485: ASoS Catelyn IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Hoster’s dead, y’all. Tully funerals are kind of like ours except no one is bringing the equivalent of a three-bean salad. Edmure looses his shaft, but can’t finish. And Lame Lothar Frey and Walder Rivers are really expert at good cop/bad cop. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 485

484: ASoS Arya VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Take a trip down the zombie cave where Arya's prayers almost get answered when Sandor faces trial by combat. We don’t want to be Sandor apologists but, ok, he didn't kill all those people. Is there a literal lance hole through Beric Dondarrion? The Brotherhood Without Banners are very blasé about their leader getting cut in half. Oh well, he'll be back. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya VI.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 484

483: ASoS Samwell II

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam’s living in a Craster powder keg, but somehow Grenn is shirtless so it’s not all bad news. Sam's imposter syndrome gets the better of him again, but he’s not the only one who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Jeor Mormont, how long have you been Lord Commander? Everyone wants a piece of Bannen. Pets taste sad. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell II.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 483

482: ASoS Tyrion IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 482

481: ASoS Jaime IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 481

480: ASoS Jon IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a chapter that could have been an email, The Wall fights back. We wonder who really has the Horn of Joramun, but more importantly, does anyone have any Jarlsberg cheese? Finally, we think we have a better idea for the Amazon position. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 480

479: ASoS Arya V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss the parallels between Arya/Gendry and Jaime/Brienne. GRRM may have read Anne of Green Gables, but he needs to lay off some of the more ludicrous male fantasies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 479

478: ASoS Sansa III (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III. Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 478

477: ASoS Daenerys III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's Dany's finest hour, and even Chicky and Comma are stans? She may have crossed the Trident, but who's thinking about the poor guys who have to move Dany's loot back and forth? And guys, we're so tired of prophecies that will never be fulfilled. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 477

476: ASoS Jon III

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bow chicka wow wow. Before things get hot and heavy, Jon has to send Ghost back and has to do some fast talking to stay alive but not give up the Watch. Is it pronounced Yarl, Jarl, or Bob? Evidently men North of the Wall don’t go South of the Wall. Do Jon and Ygritte stay in Gendel’s cave forever or do they have too much skin in the game not to pull out? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon III.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 476