Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

515: ASoS Arya XII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as Arya takes a tour through every stage of grief and evidences some abandonment issues and we realize this episode should be sponsored by a therapy service. Tyrion's buddies are thriving and we realize that in another universe, Sandor has a future as a camp counselor for damaged children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XII.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 515

514: ASoS Jon VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things are bleak at the Wall, but Donal Noye, total badass that he is, and Jon are on it even if he is only 16. If we were looking at the HR roster for the Watch, he'd be our pick for command t Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VIII.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 514

513: ASoS Davos VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos may not have all his fingertips, but he's sure got balls. Robert's kids are awesome and we'll definitely miss the Davos/Stannis/Melisandre not-so-fun-times chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos VI.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 513

512: ASoS Jaime VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 512

511: ASoS Sansa V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 511

510: ASoS Tyrion VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion VIII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 510

509: ASoS Sansa IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 509

508: ASoS Tyrion VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 508

507: ASoS Daenerys V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's crew is at their peak as they take on Meereen and each other's treachery. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 507

506: ASoS Bran IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This chapter's got lore galore, a POV character meet-up, Meera being awesome and the plot moving forward. More of this, please! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran IV.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 506